What Our Customers Are Saying...

Tried your stuff.

There are no words to express my satisfaction with your product.

I have used it less than a month, and it really does what I was told it does, and more.

I have osteo-arthritis in both knees, my right shoulder and lower back. When it kicks up this lotion penetrates fast and releieves even faster.Works better than the chemicals the doctors have been giving.

I also have diabetic neuropathy, hands and feet, I figured "What the heck, I'll try it." I get sharp pains on occasion and they can keep me from sleeping. It doesn't relieve all the pain, but it does make it bearable. It's easier to get to sleep at night, and fall back if I wake up.

I'm only 59, will be 60 this year, but this is the best I have felt in a long time.

Tell people to be careful, they'll be tempted to overdue (guilty)

Gerald B.   Benton Harbor , MI.   Mar. 4, 2009


I want to thank all of you for making this. My knee is almost pain free. No more stiffness in the morning or on a long ride. I have shared most of it with friends and family, so I need a bottle fo myself.

Again a BIG thanks!!!   

Rebecca Jackson

Rebecca Jackson

I purchased a bottle of Two Old Goats from my local feed store here in Houston. I work full time in retail and have arthritis in my right knee and left foot.

I went back to work after 3 months of being off and since I can no longer take over the counter pain medications, I was in horrible pain when I got home yesterday. I have had your product for almost a month but since I haven't worked, I had not tried it.

I put Two Old Goats on my foot and knee and the relief was quick and effective. I could not believe it! I quickly  discovered the areas where I had missed putting the lotion...it still hurt. But, after covering all the area that was aching, it relieved the pain considerably and I was able to fall right to sleep. I just put some more lotion on my knee as I have to work today and plan to take the bottle with me.

The feed store only has a few small bottles left so I just ordered two 8oz bottles online. I don't want to run out of this stuff any time soon. I have nothing but praise for Two Old Goats.

PS: Are there any plans for offering a bigger bottle anytime in the future?

Louise Eberhart

I am 33 yrs old and I suffer from fibromyalgia syndrome, a recent anterior cervical disc fusion on two levels and I am also plagued with many conditions that come with fibromyalgia. I am very sensitive to eucalyptus it gives me too much of a burning sensation. My little brother was in Potetz hardware store of all places when he saw a bottle of your lotion and yes we made fun of it because it is called Two Old Goats but never did I imagine when he rubbed it on my neck and shoulders for me how wonderful it would feel!

I guess the saying that (nessecity is the mother of all invention) is true. I am truly sorry that Karen suffers from pain but I am thankful that such a wonderful product came of it! I am telling my rheumatologist and physical therapist!

Thank you very much and God Bless! 

Peggy Clements Tarkington Prarie Texas

I tried the sample bottle of Arthritis & Fibromyalgia Essential Lotion on the check-out counter of M-G Building Supplies. The Osteo-arthritis in my thumbs was immediately relieved, but I thought, "No, I am just imagining it" My husband finished paying for his lumber order and walked up. I said, "Where do you hurt that we can try this Lotion?".

He replied, "All over". Since he couldn't strip at the checkout counter, he pulled up the leg of his overalls and I rubbed it on the knee he had been complaining about for days. He said,"Wow" and reached over and got a bottle for each of us! I especially like it for the neuropathy in my feet. I put it on at bedtime and if the pain wakes me up, I just rub a little on and go back to sleep; instead of getting up and walking as I previously had to do. 

Paula Perry Rio Frio, Texas

I had an inflammation of my hip and sciatic nerve in my right leg and it is helping to ease
the pain tremendously. Also my husbands ankles and hip that have arthritis. He is back
to walking 3 miles.

Betty W., Las Vegas, NV............

I really love your product. For the first time in 4 years I sleep 4-5 hours straight. I have

severe RA, homebound and use a walker or wheelchair. I have tried every product

available, yours works! Thank you!

Michalene D., Bulls Gap, TN

When I first saw the lotion on your site, I thought to myself "Yeah sure!!!" But when you have a lot of pain you are willing to try anything. So, I did and it really helped the pain in my thumbs. Thank you so much for making it available to me.

Bonnie N., Davison, MI

Referred by a friend, I was so happy to discover the Essential Lotion. It has been a tremendous help in fighting the effects of arthritis in my hands. Glad to find it.

Joyce P., Corpus Christi, TX

Your product helps my legs to relax and believe me that really helps if you have the condition that my legs have. So thank you!

Edith W., Delta, CO

I keep a bottle of the goat lotion with me at work and use it regularly. My hands are frequently in water, so I depend on the lotion to keep my hands soft and moisturized. When applied it soaks in quickly with no greasiness. Works great for me.

Cecelia E., Weslasco, TX

The Essential Lotion is great for gentle massage on swollen ankles, knees, or any other sore or painful area. Love the gentle, delicate fragrance; the mild aroma has a tranquil, calming effect. Nice to use at bedtime. Fantastic for easing the ache and pain of arthritis. Also use the lotion regularly to give my skin a smooth, silky feel. Best moisturizer I've ever used!

Janice P., Austin, TX

I began using the Essential Lotion for the arthritis in my hands. I am so pleased with the relief it has given me. The lotion is so soothing; it really softens dry skin. The longer I use it, the more uses I find for it.

Peggy Z., Austin, TX

From a skeptic, buy the rub, it works! Will buy again, only a larger size!

Gina S., Shepherdsville, KY

I LOVE IT! This arthritis hand cream really works, Everyone should have this in their home and purse, I will order again.

Kathy B., Burlington, IA

Wonderful item, definitely buy again, thanks.

Larry R., Rockwood, TX

Great lotion.

Deana M., Mountain Ranch, CA